Kliseer

Website Performance Audit Report

Scored priorities in 48 hours — not another Lighthouse dump.

$99 one-time · digital download cap 3 / week

PageSpeed Insights is free. You buy a scored punch list: what matters on your URL, what to fix first, and how — delivered as Notion + PDF within 48 hours.

What you get

Mobile + desktop lab scores
Core Web Vitals (field when available)
12-section scorecard with evidence
Exactly two priority fixes with implementation notes
Notion link + PDF export

Not for

Enterprise security questionnaires
“Rank me #1” SEO retainers
Sites behind login

SAMPLE excerpt (fictional)

P1 — Mobile LCP 4.0s: compress hero + defer fonts P2 — Main-thread TBT: cut third-party JS on homepage (Full 12-section report uses your URL.)

Buy report — $99

Pay via Polar (Merchant of Record). Cap 3 reports / week. No fake scarcity.

Honest limits

No ranking or revenue guarantees. Lab ≠ field data. Not a penetration test. Public URL only — never share credentials. Prepared with AI assistance under the Kliseer brand. Payments via Polar (Merchant of Record).